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Joho

Nickname for a Jehovah's witness

Shane Park is a joho

by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004

Joho

When you're name is Johannes, but you're dope, live in Brooklyn, run marathons and have a lot of sex appeal, so you're coworkers start calling you Joho. Since you're cool af, you are required to hate that nickname.

Person A: "Hey, Joho, go make me a sammich."
Joho: "What the fuck dude, that's not a thing. Stop checking out my ass."

by Darkobar June 28, 2019

JoHoe

1. A girl who dates a Jonas brother.
2. A 10-14 year old that is obsessed with the Jonas Brothers and talks about marrying them.
3. Another name for the JoBros.

1. Miley Cyrus dated Nick, therefore she is an (ex) JoHoe.
2. My cousin is obsessed with the Jonas brothers, what a fucking JoHoe.
3. I hate the JoHoes.

by JONASsucks October 07, 2008

Johoe

A term used to refer to a bunch of ufhoes from the forth dimensions photosynthesising their Honda hat leader genderman Jones

Omg Susan don't be such a johoe
Girl1 : mom one-day I wanna be a johoe just like you

Dr phill : no bitch you won't

by Delusional fangirl 357 April 14, 2020

johoe

the term joehoe is sometimes used to describe the relegious person a Jehovah's Witnesses.

"hey look at that man/lady of there. she must be a fucking johoe!"

by sectorcpope April 28, 2006

JOHO

A feeling of happiness of elation when purchasing a home
J(oy)O(f)H(ome)O(wnership)

We just closed on our house. Total JOHO moment!

by honeybird June 21, 2019

Joho

It is a name that means that your a hoe

Joho is my nickname at school

by Glizzy56 February 01, 2022