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joob

a jewish noob
(see noob)

i pwnd j00 joob hahaha

by cs October 20, 2003

Joobs

Boobs that belong to a Jewish woman.

Cartman: "You know what a Jewish woman's boobs are called?... Joobs..."

by Beef March 29, 2006

Joobs

Another way to tell someone in a heterosexual, masculine way that you love them and wish them the best!

Also, it can be used when someone is sad, like in Spanish when they say, Pobresito.



Not a jewish women's boobs!

MAUREEN:Are you okay? Joobs!

MIKE: I got rejected again, i'll be fine, Joob...Joob...Joob!

or

CARLOS: later bro, Joobs!

MIKEY: Joobs!

by Carlos Salazar April 16, 2008

Joobs

Joobs is a term which refers to a jewish womans breasts.

Oh dude check out my Rabi's daughters Joobs!

by Crumbs Corcoran March 31, 2006

joob

Army expression

Just Out Of Basic

Meaning just out of basic training. Also means a noob or newbie or beginner..

Who's that?
Just some rectuit...
Haha. What a joob

by powza the arouser May 01, 2007

joobs

jewish boobs

Jewish girl + boobs = joobs

by naaaaadine January 12, 2010

Joobs

A nickname the fans call Julian Fernando Casablancas, lead vocalist of The Strokes, genius poet, master of music, lord of all living things, professional beauty queen and dorky loser.

-Is that Jesus singing?
-No! It's Joobs!

"Joobs Casablancas is hella sexy" - President Barak Obama.

by theteenwonder December 30, 2013