A fork of Rural Dictionary
the sexiest man alive. his penis is usually 4 to 5 inches bigger then the average mans. girls love him and wish that he was there boyfriend. if Jordon is your boyfriend you shouldn't leave him. also he gives the hottest sex on planet earth.
I wish i didn't leave my Jordon. He was perfect.
Not only an amazing boyfriend, but an amazing best friend. Can make a horrible day into an amazing one with just one smile towards you. His hugs make you feel like no one else in the world matters other than jordon and yourself in that moment. His kisses are as addicting as Oreos and milk duds and can make you dizzy and happier than ever, his hands yes, are also amazing and he knows it so does every other girl. He's cocky yet shy and knows how to make any girl fall for him which can be intimidating when your his girlfriend because you'll never want to lose him. ever. Watch out for his ex girlfriends because they'll try to break you two up if your going out with jordon because of the fact that the ex's are psycho. Oh and every other girl out there. He's just irresistible. And that's why I cherish every moment and am proud to have one of the most amazing jordons ever. I love you more than anything.
Who's your boyfriend?
Jordon?!
Damn I wish I had a jordon minus the girls and psycho crazy ex girlfriends.
She is independant, but caring, and loving, sarcastic, but knows when to be sensitive. Extremely protective over her friends and family, tends to be pig headed. musically inclined, and is strong willed. she sticks to her guns, no matter what.
-Did you hear what Jordon did at the game?
-Yeah, she let those 2 guys have it for their language and I was scared she was gonna get the crap beat outta her.
-Yeah, but she wasn't afraid of them!
Pretty damn amazing. Always seems to know what to say even when it doesn't want to be heard. Super handsome. Know's how to make a girl smile. Has an amazing taste in music! Is frekin' outta this world for wanting to learn to glow stick! Is going to go far in life and make a difference. Just fuckin' amazing.
Damn, I wish I could be like Jordon.
A very kind caring lad who knows how to make people laugh and smile. Always smiling himself and gives very good hugs. He doesn't know that he is a very sweet and cute person - maybe he should listen to the people telling him so.
1- have you had a hug from that jordon lad?
2- yeah, they are divine arent they?
1- yeah, theyre amazing and hes so cute
Hungry little cunt who steals food from babies. Possibly a closet homosexual.
As gay as Jordon.
Jordon is a very cool guy, most of the time he goes by “JoJo” he is very popular for his age, you could also say he has “clout”. He is very handsome, not very tall, but can still give you a good time. His style is super nice as well. Jordon cares for all of his friends, he also gets many girls, but isn’t the player type.
“Woah, have you met Jordon?”
“Jordon is super cool”