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Jovie

1. A funny white girl with a huge ass whose sexy and likes to argue; with her bad temper and a firery personality.
2. The most awesome person in the world.
3. the coolest woman you will ever meet.

1. "hey asshole! Don't fuck around with me; my name is JOVIE!"
2. "Wow, that girl is cool; her name must be jovie."

by Linda F October 05, 2008

Jovi

When one cuts off both the sleeves AND neck of their t shirt.

Eug is the best at making Jovis

by Black Wizard Bna August 30, 2010

Jovi

1. adj. Small, vulnerable looking and adorable but very powerful.

Don't get caught up in trying to oppress her' she's Jovi

by Isoko babe February 05, 2020

jovy

A fine female specimen with an amazing booty and a great rack.

Dude, she is so jovy; I'd hit that any day.

by buba December 08, 2003

Jovie

Jovie is a combo word meaning "joke envy". It is used when a friend makes a funny joke that you wish you would have made, or was on the tip of your tongue when they said it.

It can also be used when someone does a prank or goof that you wish you would have thought of first.

Expressing jovie to a friend conveys that you are just as funny as them and also conveys a respect for their jokery or goofery.

You know, when I woke up to the cat butthole air freshener dangling in my face, at first I thought I was angry, but then I realized that I just had extreme jovie. Why didn't I think of that?

by starsatnoon September 07, 2009

Jovi

Slang term for Jehovahs witnesses

Person1: them Jovies came knocking again

Person2: thick fisted fuckers..

by Definition demon May 07, 2018

Jovy

Universal term that can be used to replace anything. It is a word you add when you can't quite put into words what you want to say.

Don't give me that jovy

See also you are full of jovy

That's ten pounds of jovy in a five pound bag

I don't have time for that jovy

Son of a jovy ranking whore

by Doctor of the Law November 13, 2011