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A word used casually at the end of sentences which doesn't stand for anything. It can also replace the word lol It is pronounced like cow but with the letter J replacing C

Haha that is so funny jow

somebody that eats cock and swallows

Damn grl ur such a Jowe!

Something one would say when in physical or mental pain or a state of confusion.

"OMG I am missing my cellphone and wallet... JOW!

A phrase yelled generally when drinking. Has no meaning but pisses people of when yelled unexpectedly, especially when yelled above them while they are asleep.

Man I drank way to much... JOPPA JOW fuckers!

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.

Random Cow:Moo Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW! Random Cow: 0o0

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road." Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.) "... You're jow-selling me!"

Jow Bales are chechens who are very wide and have a special aura so nobody wants to mess with them.

Jow Bale komm reumanplatz joww dawai. So noxchi wu bale gib schutzgeeeld.