A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Someone who gets completely fucked on gear and starts laughing and being a knob. 2. Jubbing out - like tripping out but involves laughing and acting like a twat.
"Tha boy can't hack his tings for shit, he's jubbing off 1 zoot!"
A somewhat sticky, oily, salty, substance found on the male genitalia, particularly at the base of the scrotum.
Why don't you lick the jub off my ball sack?
One of the most famous characters in Harry Potter. Everyone loved Jub Jub. The mischevious elf goblin that lived in the sewers. He'd often say his signature catchphrase "Give us a kiss". When he died in Harry's arms in the second book, readers were moved to tears. Especially when he whispered, "Jub Jub want rub rub". I'll tell you, There wasn't a dry eye in the theatre when that scene played,
Friend 1: Who is your favourite character in Harry Potter? Friend 2: Definately Jub Jub. May he get rub rub in the afterlife.
n., v., 1. Anything Jubalicious. 2. Anything thing that is exceptionally cute, adorable, funny, lazy, tiny or fat. 3. To act in any of the above ways.
"Sweetheart.... I love you Jub-Jub." "Aw look at that fat Jub-Jub." "Can you get me some candy Jub-Jubs?" "Check out the cat! She's just Jubbin'"
Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.
When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".
Conan O'brien's meaningless punchline
"Bottom of the ninth, two outs, heres the pitch. Long drive, way back, way back; IT'S A JUB JUB!