Country Dictionary

Judd is a really small dude who can be hilarious but retarded at the same time and tries to act dumb even though he is rlly smart. And all the girls love him as a friend. Overall he is a good friend and a loving person

Person 1: I should be friends with Judd

Person 2: yea maybe I should too he seems really chill, nice , and a good friend

Verb; Judding is the act of guaranteeing a prediction to come true, but then failing to accomplish whatever it is that you guaranteed.

Guy 1: I'm going to score a goal right here.
*Doesn't score goal*
Guy 2: Way to Judd that gay boy.

When a mans foreskin is welded to his helmet due to inadequate hygiene

Ben Cousins has the judd due to chronic masterbation and an allergy to soap.

To achieve "Skeetment" or ejcaluation on a sleeping individuals face.

or Dduj; to be asleep and dream of to achieve "skeetment" or ejaculate on an individuals face.

Dude, my wife wouldn't give it up last night so I judded on her face when she fell asleep.

he is a wonderful man, he gets amazing grades in school but has extremely sweaty hands. A touch from him can save the dryness of africans

dang its so wet in here i guess it got judded

A member of the testudo (turtle) family. Land judd means turtles that maily live on land and water judds refer to the aquatic varieties."Gamora Judd" means the giant tortoises of the Galapagos Islands.

Judds are interesting reptiles to keep as pets.I own a land judd.

To tell someone to pick up their shit and get the hell out, and be entirely justified in doing so.

My roomie is such a pig, I'm just going to judd him.