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juicebox

A word used for many purposes. may mean jerk, jerkoff, bitch, loser, asshole, lame, stupid, i.e. Zoey 101.

Girl: Hey, did you watch Jackass last night? Boy: Yeah. They're such JUICEBOX's!

by cheesedchick97 September 20, 2009

Juicebox

A species who does not perspire, but rather secretes HGH out of their pores. A scent of scumbagness is rather common in these breeds; they can be found at your local gyms and healthy eatery spots

JuiceBox Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 1984

by StraightMeat March 31, 2009

Juicebox

a car full of openly gay men speeding down a freeway blasting the latest hit single. They aren't afraid of who they are and will often make provocative gestures and statements out the windows towards attractive passersby.

I aint sticking my straw in that juicebox

by Dunkins Toy Chest April 17, 2009

Juiceboxer

Kids who were raised by helicopter parents. They can't do anything without praise... you're a winner Joey. Sometimes called Juicers.

These 2 juiceboxers started working at my company.. they can't think on their on own 2 feet. Typical. Its no longer robbing the cradle, its called getting the juice.

by KinzBAMF September 14, 2019

Juiceboxed

Getting your dick sucked so hard your insides collapse

Yo that girl juiceboxed Steven so hard he had to go to the hospital.

by Me?GONGAGA December 06, 2020

Juiceboxed

When a female sucks your dick so hard you shrivel up.

Damn Joey got juiceboxed and had to go to the hospital. FUCK.

by Me?GONGAGA December 06, 2020

Juiceboxing

When a larger woman picks up a smaller man and turns him upside down into a standing 69 position and she sucks on him like a human juice box.

I met an Amazon woman on safari and she flipped me upside down and Juiceboxing the shit out of me, sucked me dry.

by das bouk! May 11, 2021