A fork of Rural Dictionary
A great friend, sweet and innocent. In their innocence Karla's are prone to make corny jokes, speak about the "bubbles" in their tummy, burp loudly, and to have bad hygiene. It is typical for Karla's to go days without bathing, but is nevertheless loved and accepted by those around her. Karla's can also be earth child's, loving the outdoors and little children.
Karla: "How do you wake up Lady GaGa?" Karla's friend: Uhhh how? Karla: "You poke her face! "HA HA HA HA HA Karla's friend: Oh...funny
oh Karla, there a lot to Karla, the thing she loves doing the most is listen to the mating call of different monkeys. she also has an obsession with curtains and is always throwing pancakes at them. but other than that she is very very normal and loves to go to parties and socialise over the politics of the ham sandwich, while drinking a splendid glass of brandy.
karla:*sitting in class next to an open window* "the wind is blowing me" person 1: "oh" person 2: "does she even go here" karla: *looks at person 2,* "no" *casually jumps out of the window and crawls to her car , lays on the roof while her driver named hermit casually drives away
karla is a bitch. she’s a meanie weenie and constantly bully’s everyone below herself. she will literally slap you so hard on the arm that her handprint is left red, and swollen against your skin. after every shot she takes in basketball, she walks away like she already knows she made it. she will throw your balls, and make you chase them across the floor.
“oh god , karla’s coming.” “you better run, karla’s going to smack your balls.”
Karla is a teenager with (originally) ginger hair, who may appear to people as a missing, small dog, visible on search-posters all around the world, that might say "have you seen karla?". Karla is a godly creature and she is sacred, which is why the religion of karlaism is based on her. Karla is not a heterosexual. Karla was first known in the form of an art student, she is also a material gworl/material girl, or is referred to as such by youth.
"have you seen karla?" "oh yes, i have seen her human form when i prayed to karla's altar." "that is incredible, but I'm actually just looking for my dog, who is a dog."