Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

brenna karp

noun: freak/genius

brenna karp made it into national junior honor society: She runs around aimlessly with arms flailing: aces every test: accelerated child

by Suji Davshi July 15, 2010

Prince Karp

Similar to a Prince Albert except the piercing is affixed to an uncircumcised penis.

"Hey Jon, what kind of Prince Karp do you have on that little, crooked anteater of yours?" - Dustin

by Bigpun55 March 12, 2017

Potato Karp

A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.

HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!

by Whopper Jr. for a dollar March 26, 2010

David Karp

Daddy

Someone: Who's David Karp?
Tumblr User: Daddy

by the artemis April 02, 2013

Koi Karp

A warcry used by fuedal Japanese Samurai.

-Samurai#1 lunges towards the enemy, katana in hand-
Samurai#1: "KOI KARP!!"

by SOONEIYT January 22, 2006

karp arm

When your arm gets sore from masterbating so aggresively

I've got the worest karp arm

by supe sizzle swag October 20, 2011

Magic Karp

The most awesome Pokémon in the universe and beyond

a Magic Karp walked in to a bar then the whole Universe exploded from it's awesomeness

by grim Auxiliatrix March 03, 2012