A fork of Rural Dictionary
KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"
When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.
By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.
I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.
The act of being beatin and being raped mercifully.
Dude we got Kimp-Dusked by that test today at school
You want beats mush
My name Steve kimp and my daughter is sexy
KIMP is a shortform of Kelantan Is My Panggil, It is often used to indicate need of support (as in an emergency) or straight up used for emergency
"Our group is in trouble, KIMP!"
"KIMP! I need help!"
In special occasions you can also use it to activate lockdown mode
"We're in a KIMP right now"
A person who simps SO HARD that they wish their managers, who they have known for less than a month, happy birthday. These people think they're cool, but they aren't. These people also tend to be bad at chess and like to get mid-part haircuts.
Hey who's that guy, he looks nice.
Don't talk to him he's a Kimp!
Oh yuck!