A fork of Rural Dictionary
Home to the best secondary school in the north-west, KSGS, filled with slabs and chavs but hosts the best sesh’s at the social club. There are more chips shops and pubs then there are people.
Person 1: Would you like to go to Kirkby Stephen today? Person 2: Only if the social club is open!
Kirkby Steak, A fine delicacy only afforded to the fortunate few with jobs in Kirkby. Known on the rest of Merseyside and country wide as "Spam"
Wayne: What you got on them butty's Colleen? Colleen: I've saved up all my giro money and bought a can of Spam Wayne: You cant beat a bit of Kirkby Steak
The Scousest scouser of all time (Benjamin longshlong)
Lad did you see Kirkby power before, don’t mess with him la
If you know a Max Kirkby, he definitely loves food, sleep, and chipotle! The chubbiest people known to man always have the name: Max Kirkby but they are dangerous so be careful that they don’t “Come round your house and spark your jaw!”
Max Kirkby is going to come round my house and spark my jaw!