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Krum

A large stinky man. Often lifts his arms revealing his sweaty underarms. Also enjoys online gaming such as WoW or xbox live.

Boy #1: You stink Krum. LOLz

Boy #2: STFU Nubcakes

by Piccy June 14, 2008

Krum

Vaginal Sweat. Sometimes meets the swamp ass at the gooche and makes a smell you can die from

she ran on the treadmill and she thought she peed herself but really it was Krum and all the guys saw it on her pants

by onlyourlunch March 09, 2011

Krummed Out

Completely unable to function as a normal human being. You are so out of it and dysfunctional that you cant even form proper sentences and you act like an absolute freako.

Yo Danny was so Krummed out this morning he was throwing up the whole car ride home saying "Yodi yodi yoy"

I probably wouldn't be so Krummed out today if I didn't kill a gram of blow, a half bottle of tequila and ordered Wendy's at 3am.

I smoked a full joint to the face and than clapped a box of whip its and im fking Krummed out.

by Reggie Milardi June 22, 2021

Viktor Krum

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. ever.

Q: Who's Viktor Krum?

A: THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

by sexiest girl alive. April 08, 2010

Viktor Krum

He rides like the wind. The alpha male of the wizarding world. Mega mind chad man finna steal yo girl

Q: "Man I just lost my girl to this absolute unit. He kinda bad tho ngl. Expecto patromus yk. Who is he?"
Ronald Weasley: "VIKTOR KRUM! HE RIDES LIKE THE WIND"

by Viktor Krum Enthusiast February 19, 2022

viktem krum

when someone is the victim of unfortunate events, and you would like to cast shame and mockery upon their nobel name.

ex:

yoma - hey how were you today

cramp - well i asked them to make a extra large pesto salmon and now i guess i have to finish it by myself pun intetednd

yoma - what are you viktem krum

cramp - no, im demetrius viktemheiser.

ex:

yoma - hey how were you today

cramp - well i asked them to make a extra large pesto salmon and now i guess i have to finish it by myself pun intetednd

yoma - what are you viktem krum

cramp - no, im demetrius viktemheiser.

by soyfishcaca December 31, 2022

Krum eating

the act of a blowjob, giving head, or fellatio.

When a hot chick puts your penis in her mouth and sucks on it back and forth repeatedly.

My ex girlfriend was very good at krum eatings.

by beerjck November 09, 2009