A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kurtis: (Curr-Tiss) : An awesome guy for real. Totally not written by a guy at AESS-
Kurtis is awesome.
Usually has a construction related career path, resides in a small predominately white town in Pennsylvania. Has a high likelihood of obesity. Definitely doesn't burn.
A Kurtis would work for a fire department. They hate burning
Is a bitch...
And bisexual
Some Kurtis’s are known as buzz kills and attention whores, but we love them anyways
1. If burt's name was kurt, this would be the name of burt and ernie's child.
2. A person who is very quick to make his wiener do a windmill thing.
ex1. If burt's name was kurt, you'd be such a kurtie... 'CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE GAY! :D
ex2. nice dick kurtie