A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. When a girl (or guy?) wont swallow or spit semem, but just backs off instead.
2. i.e. Intolerant to jizz
"She was lactose intolerant so it ended up getting all over his boxers.
The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.
I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.
The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.
Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."
A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.
"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.
The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.
Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"