A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Sad but good day, just sold my LandCruiser"
LandCruiser Owner, generally in the male gender to be someone in the tiny penis spectrum with female owners generally the.opposite having the ability to stand up to piss, the equality is the neither sex can drive a greased Stick up a dog's ass.
Oh look there is another LandCruiser Owner who can't drive a greased stick up w dogs ass
A person of big build who’s carrying some extra mass, someone you wouldn’t expect to be cable of an athletic task (usually climbing) reserved for lean & skinny types (rakes & spiders)
Person A: Fuck man, did you see that big girl flash that 21 grade top rope climb, She’s a machine! Person B: Nah man, she’s a fucking landcruiser!
A overpriced, car that is underpowered. Yet it can still pull the kettles out. Still better than a pootrol
There goes bill in his game changing landcruiser to pull out a kettle
Generally think they are superior to all others because they drive what is ment to be the greatest 4x4 on the planet. What they fail to realise they have paid up to 10 times more than any other 4x4 owners. They have more money than brains and can also be described as (mongies). They find comfort in belittling others such as patrol pajero landrover and jeep owners ( last one is understandable) to help them justify the amount of money they have spent. But they still get bogged!
Wow. Cant believe they spent that much when you can get one for quater of the price to do the same job and then brag... What a landcruiser driver.
Generally, +/- a middle-aged male driving +/- Hilux, able to create detailed species lists while travelling at +/- 40kmph at a distance of +/- 10-100m; or can clearly “see it on the imagery.”
“Who the hell did this field work?” “I don’t know. Must have been some Landcruiser Ecologist.”