Country Dictionary

skinny ugly chick.

"no landmines boys."- jersey shore

A woman who is easy to lay, but getting rid of her is very dangerous and difficult.

Be careful to not let her know where you live, she's a landmine.

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.

i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

the thinner version of a grenade . a grenade but fairly thin

Paulie:Yo Ron is hookin up with landmines and grenades tonight Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)

"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."