A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Man, that model is lardy dardy even though she is anorexic and her clothes are just hanging on her."
Lardy Gras is the final day of Carnival, the three day period preceding the beginning of Lent when fat people sway, lurch and roil through the streets in a frank and open display of fatscist propaganda.
"Are you coming to Lardy Gras this year?"
"No, sorry, I've got some children to frighten."
When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.
That guy runs like a lardy tard.
A misspelling of la-di-da used by fat illiterate cunts
Did you see Jord misspell la-di-da as "lardy dar", what a fat illiterate cunt
A place of ultimate homliness with a naughty edge. It accepts whether you are crusting on the sofa, or raving away. It is especially good when you put up curtains so you no longer get a peeping tom.
I'm at Lardy-Char.. where are you?
When a gentleman freezers a lard stick, and inserts it up ones bottom.
Whilst drinking a tom Collins
They ladies were playing around with the lardy finger