Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Laredo

Hell on earth.

When Laredo freezes over.

by bobterwill August 21, 2003

Laredo

A small city that was ranked 2nd on Men's Digest "Most Ignorant Cities" survey

I moved from San Antonio to Laredo, it should be nuked or given to Mexico.

by Stephen Ramirez June 07, 2005

Laredo

A town which separated when the Texans made Texas a country, the Republic of Texas. However, Laredoans who didn't want to leave Mexico went just south of Laredo's river and formed a new city, Nuevo Laredo (New Laredo)

I live in Laredo, it's a badass place.

by Anonymous September 01, 2003

Laredo

The largest and most trafficed inland port in the United States. A place that some ignorant idiots like to hate on.

Racism is non-existent since the town consists of mostly Hispanics.

Laredo's the s#$t to live in! (as long as you got a/c.)

by Jose Velasco September 12, 2006

Laredo

A Small, hell-hole of a town very similar to Knob's Hill, kentucky; but full of hispanics instead of hillbillies.

Get the hell out of *Laredo*

by Zeus August 21, 2003

Laredo

Shitty-ass town; used to be nice; now it's HELL ON EARTH.

Hi, Jim, where are you from?
Laredo.
*bang**thud*

by laredo sux December 16, 2003

Laredo

It's a border town in south Texas. The population is approx. 200,000 on paper. There are, however, a great deal of illegal aliens who don't respond to the Census. This city is mainly hispanic and believes the U.S. is mainly Christian for some reason.

I hate Laredo. It should be nuked from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

by Raqem August 19, 2003