A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of buying and eating food on your way home only for yourself, and even finishing it in your car in the driveway, in order to get back at your wife for never cooking for you. It is not known for sure if Lester did this out of spite, or only necessity. In modern dialect, it is normally used with full disclosure. For instance, if nobody will be home, or your wife has already eaten. In this case, you would just tell them "I will just Lester something" or she will tell you "You may want to just Lester something."
My wife never cooks dinner, or she only makes dinner for her and the kids before I get home and it's all gone, so I will just Lester something on the way home.
That douchebag who is good at pretty much everything and has a lot of punky friends.
"Dude, that guy is such a Lester.
Should Be a Last Name that matches the first name "moe"
Guy 1:hey who is that guy over there Guy 2:oh,he's lester Moe Lester Guy 1:Oh Mai Gad
A ballin' drink: Fruit Punch/Cherry/Grape Koolaid, water, Vodka, ice, and hella sugar. Use a straw and bend it while you suck as not to suck up the sugar granuels.
"Dude, why are your lips so red?!" "Because I just drank a hella Lester!!"
To stick a remote up your butt. To forcefully put a remote into your rectum.
Refer to "Greatest freak out ever (ORIGINAL VIDEO)" on youtube. Dahm did you hear about Jb, he did a Lester. My girl said she is gonna show me herself doing the Lester.