A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you fuck one member of any fraternity/sorority for every Greek letter in that organization’s name.
“Maria had sex with Matt and Jack since she’s lettering Delta Theta”
Brad had sex with Stacy, Karla, and Tiffany so now he’s lettered Sigma Apple Pi
The things in the mail box that keeps exploding out when you open it.
i forgot to pay my bills! well... actually i didn't read the letters
The letter V, which shows up on your college application indicating that you played Varsity for any sport (with those levels) at your high school. Very helpful for getting into a college, and may be help with the girls too.
Did you get that letter?
Yeah, now I can get into a better college.
n. An old person's excuse for e-mail.
"Hunny, did you get my letters?"
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."
Prison Definition: In Federal Prisons, prisoners doing life have "LIFE" or "LIFE WITHOUT" on the inside of their clothes. Someone with "Letters" has a life sentence.
Conventional Definition: Something you mail with information in it.
Convict 1: Hey man, you know John, how long he in for?
Convict 2: John? He's got letters man.
Convict 1: Oh...