A fork of Rural Dictionary
Looking forward to (or "looking forward to it")
i'm lft see you next week at the party.
-we should hang out tomorrow!
-yeah i'm lfti
Low Faggot Tolerance
means that someone who isn't necessarily intolerant but has a very short temper with people who act in a faggot manner, mind you the term "faggot" here is not always used to describe people with homosexual orientation but individuals (mostly guys) acting or speaking in a way that resembles a total faggot (an example is a guy acting like a very girly girl).
symptoms of LFT show in twitches or quick involuntary movement of limbs which may cause injury or be misunderstood as offensive.
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guy (subject) : *in a very thin intentional girl-like tone* i went shopping yesterday and it was fab-u-lous ... after that i went and had myself an enormous bawl of strawberry sunday, i gotta watch my diet or my thighs won't let me wear my new panties like you do honey ...
girl\guy : *twitches* ... *involuntary army movement causing the drinks to spill from the table and the glass to hit the subject in its face causing minor wounds*
guy(subject) : * in a girly tone* HATE CRIME .. YOU'RE RACIST .. YOU HATE PEOPLE LIKE ME
girl\guy : no seriously it was just a reaction from my LFT condition .. please don't sue me >_<
Stands for "Lads From Tonga"; a wannabe gang in the outter-west of Sydney, NSW Australia. This wannabe gang consists of savages or otherwise said, people who assume they are living the civilised life*. However in true definition, these young chumps are nothing but a bunch of "cum" covered wankers, or rubbers depending on whether or not they have a legitimate penis - in my opinion, I could only think that they lack this essential nessecity however its not essential when they're bringing down the human race. L.F.T. are, in the most simple definition (for the "simplest" of minds), a bunch of "MOHE'ULI"'s who think they're "hardcore" which of course they are far from.
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We LFT... mum.
"Liked For Truth". Same as QFT but used on Facebook. You think the previous comment left on a Facebook thread is valid and want to emphasize it, but don't have anything more to add, so you click the Like button, and then put "^LFT" as a comment underneath it. (Add the appropriate number of ^ signs if it's not the last comment.)
Person A: The Internet has lots of slang and abbreviations.
(Liked by you)
You: ^LFT