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The nigga that will eat your girls pussy and literally beat anyone in a fight also much better than miles

Luch is cool

Lauging Uncontrollably Loud. You use this term when ROFL, LOL, or LMAO doesn't fit how you feel about the term, subject, joke, etc.

Person 1: "My computer just spazzed, and I ended up sending my theology professor my folder of Pokemon pictures instead of my Buddhism essay." Person 2:LUCH!!! I bet he'll be cool with it and say "You worship the Pokemon toooo??!???!!"

Any part of speech. If you tell a bad story, instead of trying to make it better with "and then I found $20," you say it was "luch".

".... and then my grandma had a stroke." But it was luch.

v. - German for suck. Also Spanish for wrestle.

Luche my schwanz generally means "suck my dick" but can also mean "wrestle my dick". And who doesn't need a good dick wrestling?

when yew sitting so close to someone that yewr legs are touching

sam was sitting so close to mary that they were luching

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.

Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?" Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.

Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?" Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."