A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Madi Monster is a she-beast from a distant galaxy. She preys on small woodland creatures. This creature may seem intimidating or timid but is actually quite sociable (depending on the phase of the moon). If a person comes into contact with a Madi, when she is rabid, it is important to do the following: through a tub of mint icecream at her feet, drop into the fetal position immediately after the tossing of the icecream, and read a magazine.
I was hiking when I saw a Madi grazing.
a blonde bitch who can’t decide what color they want their hair
madi: hmm i think i’ll dye my hair brown this winter
she is a petite merde(look it up its french) and will love you no matter what. she has anxiety, but does that affect her? no. she is your best friend and is very clingy. she tries to murdur aloce, but she is a fluffy rug on the inside. dont be afraid because sometimes she just cries for no reason. be awarre
me: madi im going to jamaica
madi: no ur not.
Monkey Anti-perspirant Deordorant Inc. (MADI) I am not joking! Go to www.madi.com and see for yourself!
Monkey: Dude, I've got major B.O.
You: Here try some MADI! "We're the reason people no longer say 'I was sweating like an ape!'"
A typical, basic white girl who is known to be perky and over the top. This girl would usually wear bright neon pink or any other bright one-color top. This girl would have bleach blonde hair and run for every school body position imaginable. Too basic, too blonde, too white, too fake. She might date the student body president just to be known.
"I hooked up with all the popular guys here."
"Wow youre such a Madi!"
"Please vote for me! I will do everything you please! Ask my parents, I am great!"
"So annoying, nobody cares Madi."
"I hate her so much!"
"Madi you hate everyone."