A fork of Rural Dictionary
I want to say that the school has improved in the last couple of years, but it hasn't. The math department is still shit, the only good PE teacher left last year, and spanish is still an easy A. The STEM classes are full of potheads and hit JUULs in the back of the room, and the teacher just doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. Tennis team is still a bunch of sluts who think playing tennis is actually a sport. The track team is alright (the distance team carries the sprinters) but no one goes to the meets. Baseball is still a hellhole and you can usually find some used condoms in the dugouts or bleachers depending on when you look. Football and lacrosse are the same group of pothead jocks, although a few of them are actually pretty cool. Crew is as tryhard as ever and no one respects them for whatever reason.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
Madison High School fucking sucks.
All this school has is a bunch of hoes that hate each other, because there men ain't getting them pregnant. The guys are usually found just blasting cigs in the bathroom. While the girls can be found twerking nude in the bathroom with vibrators. The glory holes at this schools aren't going unused last time I was there watching a basketball game all the glory holes were filled with some of the "glory" of the Madison guys. They also try sending hot nudes to each other but app the guys actually have are one inch cunt punts.
Madison high school is a school version of a strip club
The madison girls are fucking tight as shit! I met a bunch up in canada and all i can say is the fucking took over the bars! You girls know how to take your liq and your hot as shit! Madison deserves props for their chicks.
-Dude what school is that hot girl on the bar from?
-Oh shes from madison.
-What about that one?
-Madison
-what about those?
-THEY ALL GO TO MADISON!
The person who wrote the previous definition is so fucked up. Madison is NOT a rich snobby school. Madison is full of queers, stoners, potheads, sluts, more queers, gangs, over-the-top actors and drama queens/kings. Langley on the other hand...if you sold all the cars in Langley's parking lot you could afford to feed a small country. 80% of the students at Madison have either
A) Lost their virginity
B) Tried some kind of drug
or
C) Skipped class to hang out at Mosbys
The other 20% that say they haven't done any of these things are either lying or are Mormon.
"Dude, I just got high walking down the Science Hall!"
A school full of stoners, smokers, drinkers and its not common that somebody is or has done all 3. The freshman are homos and try to fit in with the Seniors who can get you probably whatever you want...for a price. The Sophmores...well I wouldnt know I was never a Shopmore. There are only and elite few who actually are pretty decent...but on the other hand they suck. Seniors suck the hardest...no doubt. The chicks ARE always smoking in the bathrooms before or during class and the dudes are either smoking cigs or pot over at Mosby's. After school you can find the tabacco feinds at Mosby's and the rest of the rich kids drive there BMW's to there rich home or to McDonalds.
Person on cell phone :"Hey you got that?"
"I want to smoke today"
"I got so drunk at this party on friday..."
a place where kids in every class choose to stand out by making complete asses of themselves- this includes drinking/smoking cis or weed in the bathroom, yelling over used catch phrases, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, or by being complete gym rats and tools.
enough said.
oh man that kid on the madison track teamis such a loser...
Madison High School in Vienna Virginia is an enormously large building for its purpose. The purpose of the building is supply the team with a constant stream of underaged pussy to rape.
Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!
Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!
Madison High School Baseball is a great way to get away with rape!