A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a big brown cock slides into your asshole
Last night my father gave me a major key
This is probably the most popular DJ Khaled catch phrase. Sometimes Khaled will say “Major Key” “Major Key Alert” “🔑” — all of these are Khaled sharing the keys to success. They usually consist of working hard and never giving up on your dreams.
A very important piece of information that is critical to success.
Person 1: The early bird gets the worm.
Person 2: Major Key Alert!
Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.
"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
How has no one explained this here, A MAJOR KEY IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE.
OH MY GOD THERE ISNT A DEFINITION OF MAJOR KEYS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE MAJOR KEY DEFINITIONS