A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Malo is a creepy priest you better keep your kids away from, it also has a very annoying laugh, especially when it laughs. It is married to an old women, first name Ben, who he struggles to impress, also Ben is probably having an affair. Malo better watch out for its cap because it is always being stolen.
Willy: "What is that annoying sound I hear?" A cool and awesome girl willy is friends with: "Must be the mating call of the kookaburra. Wait, I didn't know kookaburras looked so gay, wait a sec, never mind it's just a Malo!"
The name Malo comes from Britain (in France) : Its the fusion of Mach (ostage) and Lou (light, shiny, pretty). Its the counterpart of the name Gislaberht, Giselberht in german, which is the combinaison of Gisal (gage) and Behrt (light, lightholder). The name Malo basically means "Prince of light". Malo are joyfull persons. They're funny, and it's always good to be hanging with them. A Malo will always try to cheer you up and brighten your day, as the Prince of light they are ! They're friendly, and are always okay with some fun in their days.
How nice it is to be with you, you're and incredible Malo !
The fuhrer of Russia. This guy is so bad ass that with a single look he makes fags like I Shyat I drop to their knees and suck his fat penis.
Shyat: No!!! It's ma- *nomnomnomnomnom* Malo: In soviet Russia, penis sucks you ;)
To get down on your knees and put a large cock in your mouth.
My girl gave me such a malo last night.