A fork of Rural Dictionary
the saggy lovehandle region on a fat child, middle-aged alcoholic, or old man. a handle on wich to grab during hot 40yo sex, or older. these hairy regions are most aperant when in the office when not wearing a suit or just a button down shirt that is tucked in. also the wonderful spectical of going swimming at a public pool. there always is a fat old man with man handles see also love handle they are usualy hairy unless the man was a twink when he was younger. the ladies dont get love handles they get fat. you cannot tell a woman that she has love handles she will get mad you smacktard
check out the man handles on frank caliendo. those things are nasta
1. Penis; esp. when erect. 2. The act of self - stimulation.
In the evenings, Sven liked liked to watch pornography and man handle his man handle.
a saying used to describe a person who fuks them self up real bad mentally and physically.
"did you see jesse fall off that bridge" "yeh, he got man handled"
Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.
I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!