A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.
Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.
I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man
The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
James gives a great blind mans top hat
The Hat Man is only seen after taking sufficient amounts of Benadryl. He usually stands in the corner of your room and watches you.
I can't take Benadryl anymore because I owe the hat man money.
The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.
If you take a man’s hat it means you were either fighting or your fuckin
Example taking a mans hat Now Missy do you know the rules about taking a man’s hat we are either fighting or fucking and I don’t hit women