A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shitty city where there is no cute guys and everyone either smokes or drinks alcohol. Wtf is wrong with people there....
Person #1: I live in Maple Valley
Person #2: I freaking hate that place.
The worst city in existence. South of Seattle in King County, WA, there is literally nothing to do, every middle school guy is a retarded immature skaterfag wannabe stick thin faggot. every girl in any school is either a tremendous whore, a fucking bitch or a drama starting cuntqueef. oh, and everyone either is on drugs or cuts themself. Or both. For fun, Maple Valleyians usually leave Maple Valley to go to a less shitty place.
Maple Valley Girls, are girls who think that their life is worse then everybody else's. They do drugs, drink, and smoke, as a way to try and get attention. They think that its a right of passage, and that everyone will love you after you do it. Getting high is their main sport, and when it comes to guys, they let them do anything they want. They cut or drink because they are rich little bitches, that think they deserve so much more.
Everyoneeeee is a maple valley girls.
Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.
Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!