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the massey

see "tremode" second definition including but not limited to lazyasses.com

The massey ain't done no work since sophomore year, that lazyass. Someone should cut him.

by Jeffrey May 01, 2004

the massey

Ok Kiddies, for this excercise, let's use "dan" as an example, shall we? As previously stated, not in so many words, "dan" is a basement dwelling, mutated, socially unacceptable troll. "dan" feeds on the slime that lines the sewer system. "dan" enjoys the company of dead people & shaven cats. "dan" doesn't like the hair, as it gets caught between the only 2 teeth he has. Massey's usually live in friend's basements, as they are so physically unappealing & foul smelling, they don't have the capability to keep a job.

"dan the massey" smells like some homeless dirty person's asshole on a hot summer day, after they had diarrhea.

by JizzleMyNizzle August 05, 2004

The Massey

Where one would shit in a condom, freeze it overnight and then use it anally as a dildo. *Optional*, after using it, one would make a small piercing in the top and drink it like a yogurt.

Person 1: I did The Massey this morning.

Person2: Dont speak to me again, ever!

by Jimmy Appleyard December 06, 2012

the massey

it also means to miserably fail at something.

the kicker really masseyed that field goal kick.

by JoMamaBitch August 05, 2004

Massey

A “Massey” (short for “Christopher Massey”) is when you give out free Suboxone and then bitch about it later.

“I don’t ask Tim for help anymore ever since he pulled a Massey.”

by Grover Thompson November 12, 2020

the massey

See definition for metrosexual/homo.

Cam Massey is a metrosexual. The massey will never admit it though.

by huhnerficker November 16, 2004

Paul Massey

A 6ft 9inc unit that if any man came across would absolutely shit them self. He roams the maths corridors destroying anything in his path.He is also a lady's man with the eyes of an angle that anyone women would get lost in and automatically full in love with.His street name is Big Shlong and is the most feared MC in the business.

OH SHIT Paul Massey's coming skidadle

by Lady's Man Sam February 06, 2020