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to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.
"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?" "No, sorry I'm busy masturbating." "So then have you seen our wedding ring?" "I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."
To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.
After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.
when you vigorously rub/slap/caress you erect penis or other penises.
To perform an act of masturbation.
The village idiot was masturbating.
Having sex with your own hand or even using a fake dick (dildo) in the case of girls (or very messed up guys)... its very pathetic.
John is masturbating every night because he has no hope of ever having actual sex.
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All these definitions make me want to masturbate
To stimulate the genitals for a jolt of pleasure (orgasm).
John wanted to masturbate, so he clicked on the computer in the darkly lit room. He typed “porn hub” into the search bar and took off his jeans. He quickly took off his boxers and let his dick feel the fresh air. He clicked the most popular result and started watching the porn. He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum. He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off. His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.