A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dirty homeless azn who likes to hang with his Critical Ass homies and listen to Iron Maiden. Usually disguised as a fat 45 year old black man.
<Metty> hay c0rran mah homie go listen to iron maiden :3
<Corran> No Metty, You're gay
<Metty> fine
<Metty> be back in 10 mins
<Metty> gonna go jack off over my iron maiden poster
<Metty> come to me steve harris!
the place where dirty little girls get fingerbanged
elise got taken to walkergate metty
cute girl who wishes you a good day and loves femboys
person 1: hi metty
Metty: hiiiiii
Metty is the most beautiful girl in the world even if she doesn't believe it. She's not a homeless 45 year old black man, although she thinks so at times. She is a 23 year old Victorian child who needs to see the ocean. Her hairy toes are perfect and she has perfect blonde hair. She snorts when she laughs and will be your best friend. We love Metty.
Metty is my best friend! I love her.
Metty is an insult to anyone that is located in Estonia. If you say this word to an estonian you must ask for forgiveness from the devil himself.
Jonathan Johnson: shush up lil Metty boy who tf you think you are
Kristi Mihhailova (estonian) : nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ):