Country Dictionary

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.

Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?" Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

the male anal g-spot

Craig likes it when Doug goes for the milk dud.

When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.

I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

A synonym to Shooting Blanks used to explain when the male ejaculates without any sperm being present.

"I shot a Milk dud" "He shot a Milk Dud"

Those small pebble like turd droppings that float around in the toilet water or possibly in your pants. Similar to dingle balls

Oh man, I tried to fart and blew out a couple a milk duds instead.