A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting hit hard, like really really hard
In pe I moaked my friend in the fucking skull
MOAK an acronym used for the Mother of all Karens. A MOAK is an OG Karen and has been Karening since before Jimmy Carter was growing peanuts. MOAKS gleam with the blinding light of white privilege and are easily identifiable by their most common possession, a dead eyed husband sporting a T-shirt tucked into some cargo shorts, white New Balance, and a look of total defeat.
Today at work this raging MOAK called 911 on the waitress because water got Spilled on her husband’s MAGA hat.
Civil War era derogatory slang for a black person. This was probably derived from 'mocha', i.e. the coffee named after the port in Yemen.
By the way, we visited Captain Armes' Battlefield up there toward the Republican (River), and found one dead horse and the remains of one dead negro! It appears that Armes didn't find the Indians after all, so much as they found him! .... he managed to get out of the scrape after a fashion and the whole force drifted back to Fort Hayes without any procrastination .... The Kansas troops are a set to contemplate with curiosity--and the 'Moaks' are in the same category!" (Life in Custer's Cavalry, ed. by Robert Utley, Yale University Press, 1977, p 99)
When you soak the food in your mouth with milk or other liquids for taste or to help it go down easier. Commonly done with chocolate and milk, or pizza and beer.
Try to moak this desert for all it is worth. Moaking has never tasted so good. I moaked most of my dinner, dude!