Country Dictionary

A great underground rapper. Appeared along side wyclef in the great 'Kenny Roger's Dub Plate' track, also appeared with Talib Kweli and Black Thought in 'Guerilla Monsoon rap' produced by Kanye west. His album Internal Affairs is great too.

'My Life' by Pharaohe Monch and Stlyes P is one of the best songs i've ever heard.

a lickass, or someone who wants the all the attention they can get, whether it’s positive or negative

“she’s a social climber”
“yeah a bit of a monch alright”

Noun. An inaccurate statement of information usually obtained by a third party source. Spoken with extreme confidence to make it actually sound plausible.

Dude did you hear about the guy that 904ed a F/A-18 at Cherry Point? Nah...bro that's just bad Monch Gouge

When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.

Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He monch the conch.

Girl 1: So when is the wedding?

you absolutely ate something (in a good way) ; similar to saying “you ate!” or “they ate” etc.

example one:

person 1: *wearing a nice dress*

person 2: “wow you absolutely MONCH CRONCHed😍”
person 1: “thank you so much! that’s the best compliment i could ever receive”
person 2: “you’re so welcome i’m an amazing person, i know💁🏽 ♀️“

A hole on your body that you are able to eat with

"oh look this girl just shoved somthing up her monch hole"

Has a big head and is a good person to depend on

Beans and. Rice monche