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Monument

Monument, a small town in Colorado filled with white privledge kids. While there are two high schools, lp and pr, they tend to be arch rivalries even though most pr kids come from another’s little town ( Palmer lake). When Living I’m monument, you’ll find yourself saying “wow there is nothing to do here”. Monument is filled with tons of stoner kids who get drug dog searches at highschool weekly. There’s nothing really to do in monument but go to mount Herman, Skate park, go to the lake and tres pass, or go to Walmart. The food scene isn’t great but we do have In the moo, Rosie’s, a taco truck and all you can eat sushi dor $15, which is ight. But despite all the “horrible” things monument brings to us, you find a strange love for this petite town. Especially in the summer when everything is beautiful, and you can lay in the truck bed, drinking your 7-11 slurpee in the evening or at night, watch the stars and hang out with friends. Then you can go get turnt and get hella high. But don’t stay out late too much, because if your a kid, there’s rules; Curfue of monument is 12:00. Monument, the town of confusion.

Ugh, there is nothing to do in monument. “Hey let’s go to Walmart and smoke a bowl”.

by Ariana Grandesco March 17, 2018

Monument

A street in Concord, California with a heavy Hispanic population

Que pasa? I grew up on Monument.

by 123banana May 12, 2011

Monument

a jealous dried female, out of her witness for a non- tiring love affair of a couple of lovers.

Monument, of Nancy there was down, just at the edge of the bed, stunned, when he saw that guest friends of her, were fast and seriously, inside, in love.

by man!? August 22, 2017

1500 Monument

A commercial center located on Monument Blvd in Concord, California used by Sureño gang members for selling drugs and weapons.

Ex. 1 Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.” Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020 Ex. 2 Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter RFN! Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served! Lil Neto: Isn't that the strip mall with the Chinese restaurant that serves that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup? Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there at The Box!

by FAIMnatic October 06, 2020

Monumental Cock

Monumental Cock is when your cock is so erect it stands like a monument. It stands so high and hard.

I didnt want to say anything but Pat has a Monumental Cock.

by umessinwitdawronguy July 26, 2010

Monument Mythos

Monument Mythos is an analog horror series based around the American national monuments such as the Statue of Liberty. Created by Alex Kansas, the series has two seasons.

Monument Mythos is a series created by Alex Kansas.

by ughsdjf;dlghbsgkd;jfg May 04, 2022

Bruh Monument

The ultimate form of a bruh moment in which said moment merits such a reaction that the reaction is suspended beyond the laws of time and space themselves, creating an eternal "monument" to the bruh moment in question.

Person 1: "Dude, can you believe that John actually showed up to school today in his PJ's? That was a real bruh moment." Person 2: "Nah man, that's what I call a bruh monument. Ain't nobody ever gonna let him live that down!"

by Souperino August 08, 2019