A fork of Rural Dictionary
A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
“Look at the senior girls, they’ve really caught the Moosehead flu since freshman year.”
A girl (or guy) you bone once and mount on the wall. Hot but crazy and unhealthy. Don't bring home to Mom but can't wait to brag on your new moosehead to your buddies.
You should have seen the moosehead I plowed last night.
When you fuck a girl up the ass, pick her up and ram her head into the wall.
I gave my girlfriend a Moosehead last night.... she's in the hospital with a major concussion