A fork of Rural Dictionary
the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity
A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.
'she is a muff diver'
when a man/woman eats/licks a womans roast beef drapes with their tounge
'Sera wants to muff dive Ashley tonight'
where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter (shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down. (ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
want to become a MUFF DIVER? heres a recipe use it as a drinking game with your friends! RECIPE 1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur 1 part amaretto almond liqueur 1 part Irish cream 1 1/2 oz whipped cream
a.k.a. "licking the meat curtains"
it's a great day for muff diving
a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"
julie likes muff, bloody muff diver