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a word used to express anger, annoyance and basically every emotion in existence

also can be used after someone does or says something cute

someone annoys you or gets you mad: MURP YOU!!
someone says something cute: awwww murp
if your in a situation where u don't know what to say: murp
*when in doubt say murp*

borderline worse than the F-word
dont ever say it in public
not to be confused with the totally meaningless and harmless "merp"

You: "Ah murp!"
Everyone else: "OMG! I can't believe she just said that!"

Man burp

Dude that was a murp!

verb.

a sound emitted by petite females when frightened

Joe: Stephanie, look out, a spider!
Stephanie: Murp!

Ok first of all everyone who thinks they know the definition of murp is incorrect. A murp is an almost inexplainable word, but it means an awkward person who creeps around everyone. They think they are in on a conversation but really they just stand there and look creepy.

C: Who is that in the corner?
L: You mean that new girl, Diane?
C: Ya she is just standing there staring at everyone.
L: Ya seriously she's a Murp.

To murder, rape and pillage/plunder. Used as shorthand in my high-school Great Books class when we were discussing Nietzche.

While Nietzche's heroes were murping all across Europe...

A word the host of YTV or some other tv channel told viewers to use instead of some other expression. I think it was "what's up."

Hey everyone! Murp.