Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Nomed

A young makeup artist and aspiring photographer from New England who keeps many strange pets such as snakes.

Catharine Joy's cat Pretty Girl dispises Nomed, but secretly wants him in the passion of the christ shit.

by Pretty Girl the cat February 24, 2008

nomeD

Demon backwards? Wait no... I'm sorry. It's what you find inbetween that crevice that nobody likes to look at while you squat. Yes, I mean you granny.

"Dear lord, all the nomeDs of hell are at a roa- squat."

by Fnar June 21, 2004

Nomed

A debilitating fungus that strives on the genitalia. Causes respiratory problems and baldness.

Nomed is a bitch.

by blahz July 11, 2003

Nome

A transgender person who is a stripper and/or hooker who is completely and utterly drunk.

I was walking at night, and there was a nome standing and swaying at the corner.

Stop acting like a nome, and put on some clothes.

by Kat In The Hat (: November 12, 2010

NoMeD

Masterbater of Anime

'NoMeD' loves the cock

by BiZ April 07, 2003

NoMeD

Lawn ornament

I have a NoMeD in my front yard...burning. Get off my lawn before I cut off ya bowlz.
FAH SHIZZLE!

by G April 08, 2003

NoMeD

a stupid idiotic person who is jewish

NoMeD smoke weed with his gay friends in front of the ploice station

by wesman April 27, 2003