A fork of Rural Dictionary
This day is on October 22nd for all the Britney bitches out there. So go, go celebrate Britney bitches! U are worthy.
Hey Britney guess what! What Britney? It’s National Britney Bitch Day!!
The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.
It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.
It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?
Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
Girl 1. “Hey whens realist bitch day?”
Girl 2. “Oh national realist bitch day is august 9th”
National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”
Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”
EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)
Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"
On national bitch day you have a pass to be a absolute bitch to anyone you see their are no exceptions girls can be a bitch too
National be a bitch day is the best because I get to be a bitch to anyone I want
May 27th is National fight a bitch day!
Do you wanna fight a whore you have hated the most in this world? Well today is your lucky day because you can fight that whore now!
"Bro there has been so many fights today whats up with these people!" "It because its national fight a bitch day!" "Hold my stuff bro"
smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”
Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her
Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣
This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me