A fork of Rural Dictionary
On June 25th people celebrate National Eat Pussy Day by eating a girl out.
Im going to Jessica’s house tomorrow to eat her out since it’s National Eat Pussy Day.
On June 28th every year, go and get some pussy, and eat the pussy up good! Have her breathing heavy and body shaking!
Today is where eating pussy is allowed on national eating pussy day.
April 15 go up to a girl slap their pussy cause why not
Its national slap pussy day my dudes
On May 2, it's national smell pussy day. Be prepared to smell pussy !
Emily:"Tommy smell this " Tommy :"smell what " Emily :"this" Tommy:"that smells like pussy" Emily : "ummm don't worry just remember today is national smell pussy day "
National Eat Pussy Day is on October 30th because the next day you’ll be eating candy. This way it’s two days of treats
John: Yo u should eat her pussy today Jeremy: Why? John: Because it’s October 30th Jeremy: Oh yeah it’s national eat Pussy day... bet!!
December 18. National grab pussy day is where you find ya girl(or if ur single a random girl) and u grab tf outta dat pussy
Bryce- “ I grabbed Serena’s pussy so hard it squirted all over me” Matt-“ Bro I gotta find a girl and just grab random pussy for national grab pussy day”
When u grab any girl and just fuck he with no condom on and make sure u fuck more then one
I fucked 6 girls today I fucked 3 girls today on National fuck pussy day