A fork of Rural Dictionary
Often the name of a short, pretty white girl with a majestic singing voice and that belongs to a guy named Harry. She is often characterised as naturally funny and has a soft spot for small animals. However if you try touching her you may feel your teeth at the back of your throat due to Harry’s fist aligned horizontally to your jaw.
Oh can you hear that voice? It’s Neive
That’s Neive, Harry’s girl
Neive is a teeny tiny small footed man. Or at least she identifies as one. Neive is a women. She likes Pookie gyatt and yours is looking pretty fine. She like to think her hair is curly when it’s literally not. “IT ISSSSSSS” she yells. She loves men to the point of suspicion. People think she’s a lesbian but she’s not like the other girls. CAUSE SHES A MAN!!! Her famous sayings include “ahhh my cheeks” and “I’m dyingggg”. What a gorgeous specimen of ape species. She has long orangy brown hair and brown eyes which she thinks is hazel. Like you’re not special. “Just cause u don’t have hazel eyes doesn’t mean I don’t” she says. She wears men’s pants and a gold necklace. She has a majestic singing voice her best song is 4 big guys. However she can also sing opera and sings careless whisper beautifully. You should invite her to your wedding. As the groom. *smirk emoji
“Hey is that a really attractive feminine looking man”
“Nah man that’s a Neive”
“Damn bro why she looking at my gyatt”
“Cause she’s an opera singer, they do that”
a dirty neive is a girl who thought friends with benefits was a poor friend who claimed benefits, and also doesn't know that you actually have to suck a guy's penis and not just hold it between her lips like an ashtray.
"She's such a dirty neive"
"But in a way aren't we all dirty neive?"
Neiv is a person who tends to be the greatest in his friends circle, outsmarting all with ease, he is the ultimate human being, often compared to zeus himself
If you're a Neiv or know one be blessed for it's a miracle
"The Neiv has arrived"