A fork of Rural Dictionary
the worst place in the ENTIRE WORLD! it SUCKS hERE! everyone is WHITE AND PREPPY AN ABERCROMBIE OMG AMERICAN EAGLE AAAHHJ!!! everyones racist and stuck up an u cant tell anyone a secret witout it spreading faster than a disease! Its COLD 10 MONTHS OUT OF THE WHOLE F****** YEAR And it snows in october, and it SUCKS!! WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY??!!
"you ever been to buffalo newyork?" "HELLZ NAW! did u hear bout dat time it snowed 3 feet in OCTOBER!"
When a guy gets head in a publix bathroom while taking a shit.
"That newyork subway, Jessica gave me, made me blow a load. Mostly in the toilet though" -Eww I know its gross
A homosexual emo. has very controversial opinions about my dad
did you guys hear, austin texas sherbert newyork is homophobic!! so true!!
NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.
Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased
Known to be the sexiest and baddest mother fucker in the world. That's right, his name is Newyork not New York. Born in the streets of Malaysia, Also being known as the most Guai Lan person on earth Beware if you see him because he will make you realize how big of a sohai he is. Jokes aside, he the nicest guy out there... Extremely kind as well but sometimes stupid asf. And is always procrastinating.. in Malaysian terms : eating snake
Newyork is AWESOME. Newyork is Sexy. Its a bird.... Its a plane.... Its Newyork