A fork of Rural Dictionary
a country that doesnt exist. its proper name is the illegally occupied six counties in the north of ireland,their "national football team" is made up mostly of players in englands 2nd division and players in the irish league as for the limited supporters they could easily fill an olympic sized swimming pool(preferably with bricks tied to their feet).most catholics in the north support the far superior republic football team and despise the 6 counties team even wanting england to win when they play the 6 counties. chief export: labourers and whingers, chief import: semtex and weapons and money grabbing wannabee landlord ex-patriots. main income is tourism, but avoid the giants causeway it is absolute shite, as is belfast(all except for the catholic parts of west belfast).
"so jackie fullerton, what did you make of northern irelands performance?. "well i have to say what a glorious match by our boys, defended well and played brilliantly" "aye jackie, but we were beat 12 nil by the bulgarian paralympic girls team".
-Everyone's a bloody politician. -Fucking everyone fucking swears all the bloody fucking time you wanker. -Everything is powerful hi. -Everyone says hi after every scentence. -It always rains. -You're a farmer, a fisherman or you work at Hollister (According to your Facebook.) -Going to Victoria Square is the highlight of your life. -Guinness tastes better here. -Your packing priorities for going on holiday are Buckfast and Tayto Crisps. -Alcohol is cheap as fuck. -We all agree that David Cameron is a twat, oh, and Steven Nolan... cunt. -It's Londonderry, not Derry you republican twats. -Will Grigg is our superhero. -Popular songs include: -Will Grigg's on Fire. -We're not Brazil we're Norn Ireland. -The Sash. -I tell me ma. -Wagon Wheel. -Anything by Justin Bieber. -No pope in Rome.
Non NI Native: What's Northern Ireland like? NI Native: Oh, Norn Iron? It's powerful hi. It's always pissing down and we're a bunch of vulgar, complete and utter twats, but we have cheap drinks, Nathan Carter, the MYD, Hollister and of course, Will Grigg. Non NI Native: Get me a flat and a bottle of Bucky.
the best wee country in da world we have sum awesome words nd songs like: craic banter ulster til we die u r my davis my only davis not brazil we're northern ireland norn iron so dont dis r country, we may be nt that gd at football, rugby, or really and other sport but we have spirit and loyalty so im definately ULSTER TIL I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 wat da craic 2 u missed a load a banter last nyt (both common northern ireland sayins)
a great wee country that needs no definition if you've been there! i'm born and bred in Norn Iron and am proud of it! all the English that comment on Northern Ireland who haven't even been here need to wise the bap and shut up! not everyone in Northern Ireland are terrorists or chavs or spides or drug dealers! Every country has freaks, we may have had problems in the past, but have you seen what's going on in London at the minute? OH yeah, AND LAY OFF OUR FRY UP!!!! THE ENGLISH BREAKFAST IS FAR INFERIOR TO THE ULSTER FRY!!!!! have you ever had a proper Ulster Fry????? I don't think so!! don't slag it till you try it! but it really does have some greaat things going on....come and see for yourselves!!!
We're from Norn Iron and are well proud! We're not Brazil we're Northern Ireland! Ulster til we die!
Probably the best country in the world beautiful scenery and filled with beautiful people, We have had our share of violent trouble in the past but now we have put that behind us and hope to never travel that dark road again
"The Titanic was built in Northern Ireland" "The troubles" "Home of the spides and millies" "Catholics and Protestants" "IRA and UVF"
Northern Ireland, located north of Ireland and west of Scotland, also can be found far east of America. Is in the British Isles and is North-west of England. A great place to be, if someone ever asks you where you are from, as soon as you say Northern Ireland they will be like. "Wow!! You're hot! Wanna come to my place later?" You be like; Sure... after I'm done with all the other babes!
Girl 1: From? Northern Irelander: Northern Ireland Girl 1: OMFG!!! Girl 2: leik! datz awesome! Girl 3,4,5,6,7,8: YEAH!!!!!