A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day to confess your love to your crush, and give them your hoodie, like your actually baggy hoodie not those shirt types. AND DO THE HOODIE THING BECAUSE IT'S FRICKING COLD IN NOVEMBER, you got? Okay. :>
The person who's crushing on a person: Hi (name)!
Their crush: Hi (name), it's nice to see you!
The person who's crushing on a person: It's November 5th!
Their crush: And?
The person who's crushing on a person: Here's my hoodie, and.. uhm.. I like you.. :/
Their crush: Oh! I like you too! ^w^ <3
AND THEY HAPPILY EVER AFTER
Bf: bro... it’s November 5th
Dude: and...?
Bf: first kisssss
A day when bad bench scorpios are born. 😎
“She was born on November 5th”
“What a bad bench. She’s so cool and hot.”
(Not) national kiss your crush day
Girl: *kisses crush*
Boy: why did you kiss me?
Girl: because it’s November 5th
All girls must say yes to a boy for 6 hrs or more
Boy:hey get me that pencil please!
Girl: no get it your self
Boy:it's November 5th
Girl: ugh fine.