A fork of Rural Dictionary
The small nut chunks you find in your feces and/or anus after enjoying Kellogg's delicious new cereal.
I ate three bowls yesterday... here comes the Crunchy Nut Butt.
I was exceedingly disgusted when I wiped and discovered I had Crunchy Nut Butt.
a small blonde girl, who get's good grades, but at the same is incredibly retarded
Lex your new name is NUT BUTT JELLY!!!
a situation where a group of people usually males are packed into a small space and end up extremely close together
Everyone in this elevator is nut to butt.
Guys riding 2-up on a motorcycle; or more generally, riding any 2-person device where one individual sits directly behind the other (second person being a male).
I wanted a ride on his motorcycle, but was uncomfortable going nut to butt.
Although the above definition is correct, there is another situation it applies:
Nuts to Butts refers to 2 males riding together on a motorcycle or scooter - often times because the passenger is too lazy to walk to class so he hitches a ride on his buddy's scooter. Guys 2-up on a crotch rocket is the WORST way!
Looks at those 2 dorks riding nuts to butts to class.
Guy Passenger: "dude I need to save gas money, can you take me on your bike to the store?"
Rider: "nuts to butts? hell no"
adjective: used in a very crowded or tight situation.
hey, you dont wanna get in on that one (subway car), it's nuts to butts.