A fork of Rural Dictionary
the people of america are SO obese that its a small world had to be shut down for renovation so they could make the boats bigger!
Excess flesh/fat upon the body, caused by overeating of fat foods (ie., cheesy poofs). Common amongst truck drivers, and people with nothing better to do than read this site all day.
Usage: That trucker is one motherf-cker that is f-ckin riddled by obesity, f-ck.
A state in which a previously fat person crosses over into requiring a disability scooter to move more than 15ft.
Look at that obese fucker, didn't he realize he was fat and stop eating before he required a mobility scooter
circumfencely challenged. someone who doesnt pass from the valletta gate due to huge weight.
Claudette Pace eats so much, that he is obese. Poor guy.
Adjective describing persons who should under no conditions wear spandex while riding bicycles on public roads.
Oh, gross-- that person is much too obese to show it off like that.