Country Dictionary

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

to have sex with Pamela Handerson

I fucked her good last night, Pamela Handerson that is.

being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.

I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo

For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."

Messed up (or screwed up) or bizarre. A combination of the phrase "out of whack" and "off line".

Does the jet lag still have your body clock all whacked off?

He's dating his step-sister? That's one whacked off family.

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

Something extremely large or noisy.

"The car hit him and I heard this whack-off BANG"
"She has whack-off breasts." (This can also link to "whack off" meaning "to masturbate")